Home Doll market Inside Justin Long’s Blue Crush

Inside Justin Long’s Blue Crush

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This bag of bones is off the market! On his “Life Is Short With Justin Long” podcast, titular Justin Long told guest Fortune Feimster that his mysterious girlfriend – get it – loves pineapple on pizza, just like him. This totally random, counterintuitive, rarely discussed and utterly wild choice of trim, according to Page Six, can only mean one thing: his love is Hawaiian mermaid Kate Bosworth.

Justin Long, who must be charming?, Has dated many Hollywood starlets including Amanda Seyfried, Kirsten Dunst and Drew Barrymore.

Apparently, Bosworth “raised her eyebrows” with an Instagram about Long in May as the two alleged lovebirds were filming a movie together, months before she was separated from her husband. In an Instagram photo carousel, Bosworth highlighted photos of Long lifting her up and posing with gnome street art.

She wrote:

THANK YOU for picking us up … you kept it light and full of laughter every day, even in the most difficult times. You gnome how much I love you (sorry I had to do it;)

This is one of the most creative Instagram captions I’ve ever seen. Transform a functional parenthesis into a wink face emoticon to express the effrontery? I would expect nothing less from one of the best word writers in our country. You may remember Kate Bosworth from her job as a surfer, but I remember her better after breaking up with her ex-husband with a whiskey free verse poem on Instagram over the summer.

Share a burger with someone when you fall in love and you can die happy knowing it’s your last meal. Buy a bottle of whiskey and share shots, pour me a waterfall. Play that perfect song on the jukebox and dance with someone you’ve known all your life, even if you met a few minutes ago.

We inherently fear an end. Losing what you have because you got what you wanted.

At the time, a commentator less admiring his talents than I replied: “Lmaooo so you broke up. Don’t try to put sugar on shit and call it chocolate cake. We can only do that. hope that Bosworth’s new relationship will meet with a little more generosity from his audience.

We wish these two unassembled tents happy months.